Allison Wants to Move to Afghanistan Because Her Home Life is Unsatisfying

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I treat every morning like it is a Sunday.
Everyone I love has gone to work.
I got scratched when my cat tore up my wrist band.
She got upset because I loved her wrong.

I'll have all my friends round for Gin and Tonics.
If they don't come then I will drink alone.
My girl tells me “you're an alcoholic.”
She mentioned again that I should see someone.

But I...I am seeing you.
And I...I don't want to lose my friends.
I want to find out how things end.
I want to take my life in a new direction.

When I let go is when you tighten up.
Don't leave me here. Woo!

I'm not so sure if you can help me. I've said all that I can say.
How many “I love you's” will convince me not to change.

I don't know why I woke up today.
I don't know why I feel so ashamed.


from Congratulations on Your Smile, released November 17, 2017


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